Last Friday night at Albatross in Astoria, I lit up the stage as I performed several entertaining numbers at their karaoke night. Among the hits were “Tell It To My Heart” by Taylor Dayne, “We Belong” by Pat Benatar, and “Kiss” by Prince, which was the last song of the night. It’s worth noting that during my final performance I executed ten high leg kicks in a row and an admirable butt-shaking move that accentuated the awesomeness of my fanny pack. Bennett also did a very successful and impassioned rendition of “What’s Going On?” by Four Non-Blondes.
BONUS: Something funny for you about everyone’s favorite poetess.