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!! A girl’s first colonic !!

can be a milestone in her life. My friend Missy has the following tale to tell (reprinted without permission):
First of all, despite what Margaret Cho says, they do not make you insert the tube yourself. They lube it up and put it in for you. Once it was in, they turned on the machine, and a constant flow of water went up my ass. When I started to feel pressure in my belly, like as if I was just about to shit everywhere, I told the lady I felt full and she stopped the flow of water. So then… everything flowed back out, into this machine, and I got to watch as all the water and poop left my body. It was so totally gross and totally awesome all at the same time. Once everything came out, the water turned back on, until I felt full again, so on and so forth. Then, after about 1/2 hour, she turned the
machine off and asked me if I could make it to the toilet. So I jumped up and ran to the bathroom, half naked and leaking out of my butt. I sat down on the toilet, and pooped more than I ever belived I could poop in a lifetime. It was so much fun! You should totally get one; you’ll poop so much!

So for all of you who were afraid to get one until now, I hope this clears a few things up. What are you waiting for??

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