there is a new, exciting movie being made! It is called Brokeback Mountain and it will most likely star Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal as two young cowboys that kiss and have lots of sex among other things. It sounds excellent. The only problem is that it is being directed by Ang Lee, so let’s hope that neither one of the stars turns into a giant green monster or flies up into the air right before we get to see his thing.
In other homo news, santorum has made its mark (so to speak) on Google. Dan Savage’s new website, spreadingsantorum.com, is now ranked fourth, directly below the websites of Senator Rick. If you have a website, please link to spreadingsantorum.com and take part in this important political initiative.