!! The King of Peace !!
He has been crowned, and what better place than in a Senate office building? After all, America is all about peace, and the proof is in the pudding when the coronation of the King of Peace himself is sanctioned by members of government. Some US Representatives even helped place the crown, which confirms the obvious: that Sun Myung Moon is the Messiah. Let's start cutting the tips of our penises off and purging gays. There is no time to waste!
In other news, that new Tom Hanks movie where he plays Forrest Gump trapped in the airport only did half as well this weekend as the new totally retarded Ben Stiller movie, Dodgeball. This makes me excited to go see Catwoman in July.
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posted by Frank on Monday, June 21, 2004
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