for Tori Spelling! Now that her boobs don’t look so weird after her second round of plastic surgery, she’s finally landed the man of her dreams, actor Charlie Shanian.
They met on the set of some romantic comedy play that was about couples looking for love, and… I guess he got her pregnant or something, I don’t know.
Anyway, despite what the NY Post reports, John Kerry announced John Edwards as his running mate today. I think it’s a good choice, because the sexier candidate usually wins. Al Gore should have worn a flight suit before the election in 2000 and perhaps things would have gone differently. Rumor has it that this year there will be a swimsuit competition hosted by Ted Koppel. Dick Cheney had better recommit himself to his yogalates regiment.