just because this week is Mercury retrograde. As Astrobarry so eloquently says, “Due to the cancelled flight, you have been granted an extra three hours in the airport; during this time, you can catch up on reading, write a journal entry or escape into much-needed reflection on your past or visualization of your future.” I don’t think I would do anything so retarded as write in a journal, but the message is the same. Read the rest of the article here, and read your horoscope too. I’ve never found a better astrologer.
ALSO: Watch this commercial and get mad. Then, in honor of the Republican National Convention, do your part to make sure Anal Sex Month 2004 (August) is the best ever!