Everyone who is anyone beautiful was at the very crowded party celebrating the new issue of a certain NYC “culture” magazine last night. Before we even walked through the door, we saw famed gossip-mongerer Michael Musto standing outside talking to some skanks in white leather ankle boots. I wonder what he’ll have to say about the party! Once inside, while clawing our way to the crowded bar for our free vodka drinks, our elbow accidentally collided with the face of one of the most hated publicists of 2001, the blonde and beautiful Lizzie Grubman (pictured here). Boy was I glad that we were in a crowded bar and not a deserted parking lot! And last but not least, guess which NYC-based scenester-duo we saw trying to steal the hand lotion out of the fully stocked (and attended) bathroom? I’ll leave it to you to figure out, but here is a hint: they are a horrible, horrible mistake.
All in all, what a night of celebrity glitz and glamour! We even thought for one second that we saw Chad Michael Murray (of One Tree Hill fame!) getting his face licked by a bespectacled and sharply-dressed male companion, but then we realized it was just some gay. All this excitement is enough to make us here at !! omg blog !! want to go out and get drunk every Tuesday night, but then we would start to look prematurely old, so perhaps next time we’ll stay in and make oatmeal raisin cookies while watching The Amazing Race.