Being a busy, rich man is such hard work that one often doesn’t have even one spare minute to find a date for a ski trip to Aspen! What about that party for which you “forgot to find a date”? And if you did find a date, what if she turned you down because the back of your shirt was wet with perspiration from all your stressful businessman activities and she finds that “gross”?
Don’t fret, because the Millionaire Connoisseur’s Club takes on all the worry at your expense! All you have to do is pay enormous non-refundable fees and they will use your money to purchase “complementary” plane tickets for you to fly to Palm Beach and discuss dating with their dating experts. Then, after your initial session, you can search their exclusive database of women who are not allowed to say “no” and bring whichever lovely lady you like to your hotel room or to the altar: your choice! Plus you will get invited to parties! So far the Millionaire Connoisseur’s Club doesn’t actually have any ladies to choose from, but if you would like to help them find some, there might be some cash in it for you.