!! Jude Law's nanny-knocker !!
For your pleasure, Fleshbot has provided a picture of naked, nude Jude Law's penis. According to Page Six, the photo was being "shopped around" and all these publicists were making fun of his poor wiener for being small. It looks like a normal dick to me, but maybe those media girls have been around enough to know better than I. (via Sxxxy.org)
UPDATE: A couple more photos from different angles at Jossip.
UPDATE #2: Fleshbot has pulled the photo after getting a cease and desist order from Jude Law's attorney. The good news is you can see it right here after the jump, along with evidence that Jude is no shrinking...
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Jude Law gets ready for a dip in his Mom's pool
Jude Law after taking a dip in Sienna Miller
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posted by Frank on Wednesday, August 17, 2005 in Smuttastic
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Da nu Nahn
Posted by:
john |
July 3, 2008 9:15 AM
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Excellent site, added to favorites!!k
Posted by:
Willem |
June 25, 2008 4:11 AM
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Than you have not read any of the books about Princess Diana and the Queen having a ruff of a discussion over that very thing. Diana won the fight. William remains uncut. The Queen did have Charles cut.
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James |
February 27, 2008 1:34 PM
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Get your fact straight. Britain has a definitive class system and circumcision is generally practiced by those of noble descent. Being heir to a title myself, I know for a fact that any uncut British male would not be considered upper class. And for the record, all male members Of the British Royal family are circumcised shortly after birth too.
Posted by:
Lord H |
February 1, 2008 3:35 PM
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Who cares about the size of his cock and personally I perfer uncut and Jude you are hot!
Posted by:
Ronan |
December 24, 2006 5:57 AM
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whatever happened on Jude, I still love him forever.
Jude,I love u.
Posted by:
lawrencelovejude |
August 30, 2005 12:56 AM
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he does seem to have quite a small todger...im british and yes most men arent circumsized over here. but still....small willy or not, that pig shouldnt have cheated on sienna with his nanny/pig!
Posted by:
abbi cox |
August 25, 2005 7:16 PM
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....and thats why u kids should drink ur milk and eat ur vegetables!!!:)
Posted by:
frightened_gurl |
August 25, 2005 4:51 PM
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The C&D orders are supposedly because the pap snuck onto private property (his mum's back garden) to take that pic and that's an illegal invasion of privacy. Jude's appeared naked onstage and in film enough to show he's not that bothered by nudity itself.
Whatever. He's not abnormal in size. If he was someone the press wanted to ass-kiss, it would be "a perfectly proportioned package." As it is, he's fair game to be trashed and humiliated. Hence the teeny tiny, miniscule "Get me a microscope!" comments. It's more to do with supposedly giving him what he deserves than any objective opinion on his size.
And yeah... I AM saying that because he's bigger than me ;)
Posted by:
Bagpiper |
August 24, 2005 7:25 AM
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Lets just hope hes a grower...
Posted by:
Kim |
August 24, 2005 5:58 AM
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