I have something very special for !! omg blog !! readers today. Something you won’t find anywhere else. As reported in the NY Daily News, super-famous celebrity Cory Bernstein made a jerk-off tape and mailed it around to all these agents before being picked up by David Hans Schmidt, pusher of Paris Hilton’s ultra-sexy nightvision escapade. And you all are the first to know that it is already available on the Internet! Look at screen caps here, and buy it if you must.