On tonight’s episode of Survivor: Guatemala, the members of the newly formed Xhakum tribe competed for food. They each launched an arrow from an atlatl towards a big pole, and whoever came the closest got to eat steak and lobster (and get wasted on vodka and cranberry juice and then puke all over the shelter, as it turned out. Way to go, Judd). The next closest person got to eat chicken, and the next person got spaghetti, and the next person got a hamburger, then a piece of pizza, then a baked potato, etc. Jamie came in fourth, but after his rude outburst from last week, he decided to take last place so everyone else could move up one. Little did he know what he would have to eat: photos after the jump [NSFW]!
Perhaps we can use these as a clue to the ultimate mystery of “what does an attractive 23-year-old woman see in Jeff Probst?”