I decided to keep the original headline of this news article because really I could never come up with something better. Doctors in Ireland are finding that people’s butts are so big that they aren’t actually receiving all the medicine administered them through injections. The medicine is getting caught in the fat cells of the butt and causing infections instead of making them better. The solution? Humongous needles of course! I just hope they still keep the shorter ones around for not fat people. I’m scared enough as it is.
Thanks to Scott for the tip!