Last night I saw The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe and loved it! Tilda Swinton owned the screen as a low-budget Cate Blanchett, wielding an icy stare and twin swords with equal skill. And that dress she wore when she killed Aslan… Was that a dead turkey on her shoulder? Couture!
However, eldest son Peter Pevensie is who held my attention even when he was wearing a big fur coat and riding a cheesy unicorn. Throughout the movie I kept getting this awful feeling of deja vu as I became repeatedly hypnotized by actor William Moseley’s pillowlike 17-year-old lips. “Where have I seen them before? Where do they belong? I cannot rest until I figure this out…”
Don’t you look at me like that, you little coquette!
Fortunately it came to me on the streetcar ride home so I could finally get to sleep. It must be a comfort to Mr. Moseley to know that should the other six Narnia movies not work out, he could have a whole new career waiting for him right in time for his 18th birthday.
It would certainly expand his fanbase and flesh out his skillset as an actor. But next year. Rest assured that !! omg blog !! only supports pornography that includes teenagers over the age of 18 (preferably several of them).