The always upbeat but often weird Paula Abdul has been a fountain of delicious soundbites recently. Between her lazy eye (covered with bangs, see above photo) and the inappropriate references to her private parts, she might even be overshadowing Simon Cowell as funniest American Idol judge. His one-note bitchiness can only entertain for so long. (via Defamer)
When asked in a recent interview with Rolling Stone why she isn’t meaner to the contestants, Paula replied:
It’s not my role. Why should I, when the guys to the right and left of me [Simon Cowell] will crush them? And that’s on top of the fact that I have a vagina. Though I do check between my legs to see if something else is sprouting down there.
Is Paula subtly trying to tell us she has had an “intimate makeover“?