!! Tom Cruise is no longer coherent !!

Either the aliens have eaten his brain or Tom Cruise is breaking the Scientology “no drugs” rule. Or maybe that rule is only for women who just gave birth. Even if we can’t tell exactly what he means, we know he means business, having strong-armed Comedy Central into not airing the Scientology episode of South Park for a second time tonight.
Here watch him mumble about his relationship with Steven Spielberg, his fascination with a basement movie set, and… we really just can’t understand.