!! Ashley Simpson can't dye away her Russian roots !!

With that new blonde hair, I barely recognize Ashley Simpson anymore, but I think her new self is much more fun than her old, faux-punk pastiche. And when I say "fun," I mean fun like a mail-order bride with a two-liter bottle of Stoli and some nipple clamps. Check out all of Ashley's RussianBrides.com profile photos after the jump.




(Images via ONTD)
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posted by Frank on Thursday, April 13, 2006
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