!! Michael Douglas hates sissy boys !!
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The dessicating corpse of Michael Douglas has spoken out again on an important issue of the day: men and makeup: "Young guys are somewhat androgynous and use cosmetics. The lines (between men and women) seem to be getting much closer."
Douglas thinks that guys need to put away the powder puff and "rediscover their masculinity." Oh yeah, and don't call him "Mr. Douglas." He hates that. Just call him "increasingly weird."
Judging by the photo at left, taught-faced Douglas has no problem with more permanent cosmetic procedures, but I wonder what he thinks of Michael Jackson's "permanent make-up."
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posted by Frank on Wednesday, April 5, 2006
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