Man: What the hell is a duvet?
Lady: Isn’t it like a bedskirt?
Man: I thought it was a covering for a comforter.
Lady: How would I know? Why don’t you go and ask one of those guys over there?
Man: I don’t think they work here.
Lady: No, but I think they’re gay.
–Bed, Bath and Beyond, 18th & 6th (from New York Overheard)
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