You use the SHANIA DEFENSE. Recently a woman who shot her husband with a shotgun said it happened accidentally while she was doing a sexy dance to Shania Twain‘s “Man I Feel Like a Woman,” while last week an accused drunk driver told the court that Shania was speaking to him telepathically and helping him drive. I have heard that Shania is an excellent driver, and she can even drive stick.
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A Hampshire woman, 49 year-old Linda West, on trial this week for murdering her husband, sensationally blamed the incident on Shania Twain. Prosecutors say the couple had argued after drinking and West had deliberately shot her husband. Neighbours had reported hearing shouting coming from their flat, but Linda claims she shot her husband accidentally when he gave her his shotgun so she could dance sexily for him to Shania Twain’s Man, I Feel Like A Woman.
So where might Linda have got this idea? Last week Canadian drink-driver Matt Brownlee got off in court by claiming that Shania Twain was telepathically helping him to drive. The judge ruled that Brownlee was not criminally responsible for his actions. Bad Shania.