!! Rachael Ray shapes our world !!

There are few people on television that I loathe more than Rachael Ray. And no, I don't hate her for her perky demeanor or because she is now fat (see above photo). It's because she has no discretion. Her shows, especially the travel one, are big product placements, and personally I would rather see the cast members of Survivor rave about the quality of Doritos before seeing Ms. Ray talk about the "best fish tacos on the entire planet," because at least they're hungry. Ms. Ray is obviously not hurting for food, and also doesn't realize that there is no such thing as the "best fish taco." Now Time magazine has included her in the Time 100 list, which, in case you aren't familiar, consists of "The People Who Shape Our World." (via Apartment Therapy)
As for my world, Rachael Ray only succeeds in shaping it for the worse whenever I happen to flip by one of her crappy shows, and then I found out she did a photoshoot for FHM back in her slimmer days. The pictures made me first laugh, then cry, and finally want to crawl into bed and go to sleep forever. See all the FHM photos after the jump.





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posted by Frank on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 in Televisual
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Duuude, she is hot! And I dont think she has gotten FAT since those photo shoots, either. I think she is still hot-- I am a fan. She looks very nice :) ...And I like that comment about sticking your penis in various holes then asking her to make a sammich! Haha. That made me laugh. Maybe one day...
Posted by:
Kevin |
July 8, 2008 10:46 PM
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i want to fuck her so bad.
Posted by:
cunny |
March 15, 2008 11:44 AM
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shes hot, go fuckoff fagget
Posted by:
kiss my ass |
December 22, 2007 9:07 AM
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man rachael ray makes me hard i want to fuck that tiny little body so hard i hope she does like a nude photoshoot with maxium or playboy soon!
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alex |
July 16, 2007 4:09 PM
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Rachael Ray.....
Speaking as a heterosexual man I want to stick my penis in several of her various openings. And then make her get up and go make me a sammich.
Posted by:
Maxwell Hamer |
June 3, 2007 4:11 PM
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i love reachy so much i want to see her in hot photo i want show her body,bikini&bottom may i?!
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hassan |
February 19, 2007 11:47 AM
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OMG I CANT BELIEVE THAT IS RACHAEL SHE LOOKS GOOD BUT I WOULDNT THINK SHE HAD THAT IN HER
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nicole |
October 29, 2006 12:25 AM
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rachel ray has had more success in this past year than you will experience in your lifetime, asshole. you hate her because she has the sickest job in the world - to travel and eat out on food network's dime? yah, she's a little annoying and those pictures are disturbing, but she's extremely gay friendly and a media presence a shitload better than your idol paris hilton or whatever coked-out bitch you're worshipping this week
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jake |
August 28, 2006 8:51 PM
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Ouch! From the harsh tone of that comment from "Tracell" (sounds a lot like "Rachel"), it would seem that Rachel Ray herself has stopped by to comment on my humble blog.
I fully accept that I am bitchy, however I would like to take a second to explain to my mystery commenter the difference between advertising and product placement.
I don't claim to like any of the products being advertised on my sidebar, while Rachel Ray is a discretionless schill who will gobble down any piece of food that is being advertised on Food Network and claim it is delicious. That is the difference between us, and may account for why I am skinnier than her. xo Frank
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Frank |
June 10, 2006 8:04 PM
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What a bit**y, queeney little post. Who cares what you think about Rachel Ray? Who cares that she has put on a few pounds. If you haven't put on a few pounds, I'm sure you will over time (unless you're a smoker and just turn into one big wrinkle instead). And you have the nerve to talk about product placements? Look at the right side of your website. Or do all those ads just appear without your knowledge. Geez, give us all a break. The next time you have the urge to crawl in bed and stay there for a long time, just go ahead...
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Tracell |
June 10, 2006 12:26 AM
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