New York City is apparently the center of everything, including suckiness:
Girl: I think I’m in love with the city–that magician, David Blaine, is locked in a bubble of water at Lincoln Center. I went to see him, it’s hilarious.
Guy: Are you serious?
Girl: That’s what I love about New York; you feel like you are in the center of the universe.
–Rockefeller Center (from New York Overheard)
I am happy to exist fully outside of her universe. Happy and thankful.