The newest way to lose weight looks and tastes just like water (with a hint of lemon). It’s Skinny Water, and contains something called Super CitriMax that supposedly supresses your appetite if you drink it half an hour before meals. (via PopGadget) I’ll bet it goes down great with a Big Mac and fries.
The best part is that this new product is made with “European Artestian [sic] water,” which I think has something to do with testes. Yum yum! I’ve gotta get to Target!