The other day I was alerted to an alarming phenomenon that occurs when a human ingests more meat at one time than it should. It is called the Meat Sweats, and I thought it sounded like an urban legend, but upon a little research I learned it was all too real. Observe the photos below for evidence. Word on the street is that meat sweat smells really bad, like even worse than crack sweat.
I may never eat a Philly Cheese Steak again. Mmm, even that Meat Sweating man wouldn’t deter me from a delicious Philly Cheese Steak.