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!! Tom Cruise in the sacred blazer of Xenu !!

Tom Cruise white suit

Just like Mormons have their sacred underwear, Tom Cruise has his tight, white suit that he must wear to appease Xenu lest he rise from beneath the volcano and give "free stress tests" to the entire population. Tom has that crazy "hopped up on Niacin" look in his eye as he speaks (raps?) into the microphone with a fervor matched only by the most seasoned televangelists. I'm not sure what he's talking about, but I suspect it's retarded. One more shot after the jump.

Tom Cruise white suit

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posted by Frank on Thursday, June 22, 2006 in Celebrated
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*shudder*

He is pretty hot in that, though...and I don't even like him.

Heh, why couldn't he be declaring his love for someone instead of proselytizing...oh, wait.

Posted by: Klarth | October 26, 2008 4:15 AM

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