!! Wear your very own Maddox !!
For those ladies too busy for real motherhood, here is a solution that let's you carry around a cute little Maddox, except he's quiet and you can use him to carry things!
Just kidding, it's actually a Yoda backpack, but I find Yoda and Maddox to be oddly similar, and also wouldn't a Maddox backpack be the cutest thing? I should invent one.
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