!! Ashley Madison helps you cheat on your wife !!
For those successful working professionals for whom the Millionaire Connoisseurs Club is just a touch too classy, perhaps they would feel more at home with the Ashley Madison Agency. They provide a range of solutions that can help you "when monogamy becomes monotony," and you know they're legitimate because they have TV commercials that run only after 1am (the most secret and illicit time of night).
Ashley Madison claims to serve "women seeking romantic affairs and the men who want to fulfill them," which actually means "sad, bored men who are too cheap to buy a hooker." Try it out today!
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posted by Frank on Friday, July 7, 2006
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