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!! OMG, he's naked: Viggo Mortensen !!


I think that Viggo Mortensen is the only man to ever make long hair and a beard look appealing. In his role as Aragorn in Lord of the Rings, it could be that he was hot by comparison to all the hobbits running around, but there was definitely a renegade ruggedness about him that kept everyone swooning.

After the jump, take a look at Viggo in a more cleanly shaven and nude role in the film Indian Runner [NSFW].

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» posted by Frank on Thursday, July 20, 2006
comments: 30 | category: Candy |



Come on guys.
This is okay and-for me-bigger would remember me at a porn star :)

» posted by Sophia | August 19, 2013 3:43 PM

he is actually 9.5 inches after a warm jelquing sessiona in the sauna

» posted by mr masseuse | May 19, 2013 5:00 PM

im soooo glad my husband isnt so tiny

» posted by tracinicole1 | April 26, 2013 6:29 PM

Uh, his weiner actually looks big to me. Most soft ones, look like a peanut. However, the penis is a funny thing. Temperature, mood, comfort level, all play a role in size. Next time you see him, it could be smaller. And the next time, bigger. So don't put a lot of stock in penis size, because they fluctuate so much.

» posted by 6457 | October 20, 2008 1:05 AM

He is HOT. And he has brain, soul, intelligence and body. And penis is OK. It is HIS.

» posted by rujci | June 30, 2008 9:00 AM

uhh durr its on soft... anyone knows that the smaller it is on hard the bigger it will get when hard.. haha so i still think he is packin and still the hottest man in existence....

» posted by kadie | June 17, 2008 5:30 PM

My ex-boyfriend was that size and believe me, it gets bigger and better. Judge it when it's hard! And I agree with Smarter! It's NORMAL! He's hella sexy!

» posted by Kori | April 7, 2008 1:17 AM

I love Viggo mortensen, what ever or how ever hi looks, is not that is his heart that matters to me. He is a lovable human being and that's what counts. sorry but no bad words!! God bless your life Viggo.

your my only down to earth actor.


» posted by Elena | March 6, 2008 8:33 AM

I think its plenty big. You people who think its small are dillusional.

» posted by jgb | March 3, 2008 5:14 PM

He is HOT I have seen his new movie and he is TEH SEX. seriously I would do him ~_^.

» posted by Monique | January 19, 2008 10:17 PM

holy fucking shit
my body is like frozen
i forgot my email for a second
this is so fucking hottt
there should a scene like this is lord of the rings
when his aragorn
omg this is the best website ever

» posted by ari | January 6, 2008 7:49 AM

dude, hes hot no matter what size his dick is, id have sex with him anyday

» posted by ciara | December 2, 2007 2:17 AM

dude, hes hot no matter how small his dick is

» posted by ciara | November 9, 2007 8:30 PM

Normal penis is normal. Wake up and remember what an average penis looks like, retards.

Going to see Eastern Promises tonight. Russian accent = the sex.

» posted by Smarter Than You | October 5, 2007 1:28 PM

Just saw Eastern Promises today. Viggo has a big fight scene in a change room that was hot as hell. I almost jizzed right in my pants.

» posted by mm | September 23, 2007 9:29 PM

Mortensen is supposedly nude (full frontal) for 4 minutes in US version of new film, "Eastern Promises." We'll just have to see to compare. "Indian Runner" pix posted here are real.

» posted by teep | September 22, 2007 9:10 AM

I'd do him no matter what his size is.

» posted by Jon | May 4, 2007 10:10 AM

Ladies? There are no ladies here. Simply a bunch of damage gay guys who look at way too much porno to know what a penis is supposed to look like and whose emotional growth requires Viagra simply to get up in the morning. If they looked into their own pants they would discover that they were actually "normal" instead of feeling they too are defective and have the need to turn on their own kind like laboratory rats who have a thalidomide consciousness crying out for PETA to save them and their puny powers of intellectual reproduction.

» posted by RK | May 3, 2007 3:21 PM

You lot have OBVIOUSLY never heard of MKG ~ Miraculous Knob Growth!
I'd be willing to speculate on his final proportions!!!!

» posted by esther | April 7, 2007 8:09 PM

Do he has so small penis, he could have hardened it. anyway the shot is mind blowing. let us hope for another film in which he is naked too with a larger one

» posted by rahulrathode | February 17, 2007 8:18 AM

thats crule!!!!!!!!!!

» posted by chasherose | July 31, 2006 8:17 PM

Can I ask the obvious? Where is his penis?

» posted by eliza | July 31, 2006 12:25 PM

I own the movie its real!!!!!

» posted by chahserose | July 27, 2006 11:57 PM

He is so dreamy. And the stills don't really do him the footage he looks hung like a beercan, lemme tell you what.

» posted by dana | July 25, 2006 3:38 PM

Uh- what is he packin, about 5 inches?

» posted by buthehasnopeepee | July 22, 2006 11:08 AM

Are you sure this is real? His head looks like it is a different color from the body, so some person with photoshop could have just pasted the head on another nude guy. I don't buy it.

» posted by Jess | July 22, 2006 5:20 AM

Maybe he's a 'grower' not a 'shower.

» posted by Nunya | July 22, 2006 3:04 AM

another one with nothing between the legs.

» posted by Where is it? | July 21, 2006 4:43 PM

he's a good father and husband too- very hot in my book!!!

» posted by shelley | July 21, 2006 3:52 PM

I have always thought Viggo was hot. He was in a movie way back with Gwenyth Paltrow & Michael Douglas.. i wanted him then and now. YUM!

» posted by Tim | July 20, 2006 6:16 PM

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