!! President Bush molests German Chancellor !!
Things got a bit frisky at the G8 summit when President Bush decided to give German Chancellor (and his new BFF) Angela Merkel an impromptu neck massage. It took her about one second to realize that the President was staining her beige blazer with his palm sweat, and she shrugged him off with an uncomfortable smile. What a playful scamp he is!
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