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!! The mystery of Baby Suri deepens !!

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A birth certificate has surfaced for the "baby" born to Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, and there are two questionable signatures. One is by a "friend" who signed in place of Katie, and the other by a nurse who A. had never seen the baby and B. doesn't seem to exist, based on her fake identification number. (via PEN15 Club)

The "friend" who signed the certificate in place of Katie took 16 days to do so, meaning only one thing: it had to be vetted at Scientology headquarters.

Now the big questions remain: How long will it take for the Scientologists to come up with a Baby Suri? Where will they find her? Will she be Asian? Will anyone notice?



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posted by Frank on Monday, July 17, 2006
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