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!! Rachael Ray hates you and me !!


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And if you needed some proof of what a phony bitch she is, it's in the above photo. My hatred of overpaid shill Rachael Ray is well-documented, but I was pleased to find a kindred spirit today on the Internet in fellow blogger Jackie Beat, whose cutting sermons I often find myself nodding along to, whispering "Amen, sister." A sample:

But the most annoying part is that [Rachael] always takes a bite of her food and moans like it’s the best thing she’s ever had in her mouth (further proof she ain’t gettin’ any cock!). I have never — NEVER — heard her say anything even remotely negative or even neutral for that matter.


Jackie makes the brilliant hypothesis that Rachael has never had sex, which makes sense, especially when you think about those naughty photos she shot for FHM that managed to be completely unsexy and also vulgar to the point that I wanted to gag myself with a wooden spoon.






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posted by Frank on Monday, August 28, 2006 Bookmark and Share
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I dont know who's more of a loser, Rachel Ray, or you, who asked Rachel Ray for a photo...its the fuckin Food Network, ya douche. No wonder she has her fake smile on. I would too.

"lady, I make 30 minute meals, stop bothering me"

Posted by: Xandon | March 24, 2008 2:01 AM

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jackie beat is the shit shizle of the universe. i love her. it use to bother me that she became so beautiful and thin. she kind of pulled a belinda carlise.
however, this bitch did not loose her edge...not one fucking iota of it.

i want to be her assistant when she becomes the superstar she is destined to be.

jack jett
www.jackejett.com

Posted by: jack e. jett | August 28, 2006 11:21 PM

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