And if you needed some proof of what a phony bitch she is, it’s in the above photo. My hatred of overpaid shill Rachael Ray is well-documented, but I was pleased to find a kindred spirit today on the Internet in fellow blogger Jackie Beat, whose cutting sermons I often find myself nodding along to, whispering “Amen, sister.” A sample:
But the most annoying part is that [Rachael] always takes a bite of her food and moans like it’s the best thing she’s ever had in her mouth (further proof she ain’t gettin’ any cock!). I have never — NEVER — heard her say anything even remotely negative or even neutral for that matter.
Jackie makes the brilliant hypothesis that Rachael has never had sex, which makes sense, especially when you think about those naughty photos she shot for FHM that managed to be completely unsexy and also vulgar to the point that I wanted to gag myself with a wooden spoon.