Here is one for my Toronto readers. While perusing a certain website of questionable integrity, I came across this ad:
For the rest of you, Etobicoke (pronounced “Etobico” for some inexplicable reason) is a suburb of Toronto that is technically part of the city in that the residents pay city tax in exchange for spotty bus service. I was surprised to find out that there are wild sex parties happening there. It would be sort of like Yonkers advertising sex parties in New York City. Still, how can you resist a guy like the one above?