Don’t you love the cutesy euphemisms that women use for their private parts? The newest is “betty,” created by the woman behind “Betty Beauty,” a line of pubic hair dyes, or in her words, “color for the hair down there.”
“Is your betty ready?” the website cheekily asks. Betty Beauty makes what they claim is the “first safe color specially formulated” for your pubes that comes in colors ranging from blonde (Blonde Betty), to brunette (Brown Betty), to hot pink (Fun Betty). Now the carpet can match the drapes without all that itching.
(Thanks to Kevin for the tip!)