I often wax romantic about the gigantic buttcheeks of French rugby players, but nothing quite captures the essence of what I'm talking about better than when those very cheeks are being manhandled (i.e. massaged by two old men) in the locker room. Watch the NSFW video after the jump for the full experience of footballers Emmanuel Petit and Bixente Lizarazu lying face down for the cameras.
I'm a massage therapist. And it cracks me up how this old man, is looking away and pretending he's so nonchalant about working this guys glutes and jsut using 1 hand. There IS no ONE hand stroke in massage. I wish these other players would shut the f up and the camera would just zoom in on this icred ass. This ass should have it's own show.
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