Since the masturbing walrus video was such a hit, I was so excited to find this educational video on how to extract semen from an elephant. You’ll be surprised to learn that touching its penis is in no way involved. (Thanks to Matthew D. for the tip!)
they did a similar report on The Daily Show with correspondent Nancy Walls some time ago. of course, being TDS, it was somewhat funnier 🙂
http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/index.jhtml?ml_video=77140