When Star Jones got skinny, I just assumed she had contracted a flesh-eating virus, so I am shocked along with, I’m sure, the rest of America, to find out that Star in fact had gastric bypass surgery to facilitate her rapid weight loss. But not just that, she lied about it!
And then Glamour let her write about it for a whole page, which is sure to keep her in the minds of at least a few women for at least a few more days.
It must be hard work to stay famous. and I echo the sentiment of the boys at the PEN15 Club:
Don’t worry, Star. No matter how obscure and irrelevant you become, you’ll always be our favorite ambulance-chasing, shoe-shilling, product-placing, fur-wearing, fag-marrying fat girl.