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!! OMG, he's naked: Jesus Christ !!


While doing a routine stock check at a small Italian monastery in a village west of Rome, scholars stumbled upon a naked statue of Jesus carved by the legendary Michelangelo Buonarroti. Jesus is looking a little more muscular than usual, which could be the reason this story was picked up by DNA Magazine's blog.

Images of the statue will be screened on ABC News tomorrow night.

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» posted by Frank on Monday, August 20, 2007
comments: 5 | category: Artumnal |



Jesus was hung check out this link:
(if link doesnt work: Lovis Corinth: The Great Martyrdom (1906))
He was def circumcised and I had a dream I put my hand under his robes and grabbed him he was cut and a nice size UH Jesus I love you! mmmmm

» posted by Jenny T | July 20, 2010 7:19 PM

back then large genitals were considered 'beastly' and 'wrong'

that's why Jesus is so small :)


» posted by gulp-n-blow | August 22, 2007 6:22 AM

I wonder if this is going to stir up as much controversy as Cosimo Cavallos "Chocolate Jesus," which was also naked.

» posted by Gail | August 20, 2007 3:47 PM

Gosh... I thought Jesus would be a little more well hung. :)

» posted by Meowzer | August 20, 2007 11:32 AM

I wish the picture was a bit larger and clearer. Maybe a closeup of the genitals. Mainly to see if the penis is cut or uncut. Jesus being a Jew would have been cut which is something Michalangelo overlooked when he made the statue of David. David also was a Jew but the statue unlike David wasn't cut.

» posted by Dodge | August 20, 2007 9:53 AM

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