!! Britney Spears should retire !!
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I just watched Britney Spears open the MTV Video Music Awards, and I'm sad to announce that she has given away her last shred of dignity. Just because a bikini is sparkly does not make it appropriate attire for the stage (before you argue with me, look at the above photo).
And why did she look so confused? Lip-synching is supposed to free your mind to concentrate on other aspects of your performance, but Brit was wandering around looking completely lost in a sea of twenty back-up dancers.
There was no fire, no performance, and that move where she stuck her belly out and sucked it back in was straight up not flattering. She looked like a washed-up stripper.
I honestly think Britney should give it up. She's over the hill at 25.
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posted by Frank on Sunday, September 9, 2007
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"You are TOTALLY wrong about that. MTV or the hotel hd NOTHING to do with it. Chris pulled the act because the slut Britney refused to put down her cocktain and rehearse. Angel's reputation was at stake here, and he did the wise thing."
ok how the fuck is britney a slut plz tell me!! Cuz of the way she dress. Let me tell you somthin a slut is a women who been with to many men who got girlfriends. she aint never done nothing like that.
so get it the fuck straight homie!!
Posted by:
keesha |
September 13, 2007 3:29 PM
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"Whos fault for this lackluster performance? MTV, they refused to let Brit to have Chris Angel on the stage doing his magic... which is to make Brit disappears and appears on stage and Angel was thinking about having Brit floating in the air. The would have kicked ass if MTV allows these magic tricks happened on stage."
You are TOTALLY wrong about that. MTV or the hotel hd NOTHING to do with it. Chris pulled the act because the slut Britney refused to put down her cocktain and rehearse. Angel's reputation was at stake here, and he did the wise thing.
Posted by:
Ted |
September 13, 2007 3:04 AM
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ok you know what fuck all you haters britney ROCKS!!!!! leave the girl alone she didnt do nothing to you
so FUCK OFF!!!
Posted by:
KEESHA |
September 12, 2007 3:27 PM
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Britney will be fine!
I am not dilusional...I know the performance bombed.
However there is no single artist ever that hasnt had at leats one bad performance.
PLUS
her new music rocks and she will do great.
There will always be haters, but there will always be Britney too!!!
Posted by:
dARCY |
September 12, 2007 11:33 AM
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I was never the one that just went ga-ga over Britney like most gay boys... Some songs were cool, some not. But c'mon, what's with all the venom? Is the photo above really that horrible? Most girls look a LOT worse on the beach in their bikinis. That's an at least somewhat athletic body still. And if the rumor about MTV forcing her to perform a different song was true, that'd be even more of a reason not to dump on her.
On a side note, I like Sarah Silverman a lot less now. Lisa Lampanelli is classy compared to her.
Posted by:
spiffy |
September 12, 2007 7:20 AM
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Wow, why was it such a surprise that her big "Come Back" failed miserably since she never had any "real" talent to begin with (ask yourself why she lipsyncs at her own concerts if she's such a great "Singer"). Though I guess she could bust a move on the dance floor better than the average white trash floozy. I'll give her that.
Posted by:
Gail |
September 11, 2007 2:54 PM
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I'm sorry Britney but he's right. I still love you though :(
Posted by:
~shawn |
September 11, 2007 9:05 AM
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I have been a die hard Britney fan from day one. Yes, I was disapointed in the performance but she is still throwing music out there that will make people bump. She has done so and will continue to do so. Just imagine how hard it has been since she got married. America's anger has been focused on one woman. No president, no terrorist, no child molester. Britney. For the past 5 years. From the beginning and to this day constant scrutiny. Try going to the supermarket with 30 people crowding you with quiestions and cameras. I love her and will always have my highest hopes that she will be rid of all the negativity that surrounds her and become the icon she has established herself as and much much more.
Posted by:
rog |
September 11, 2007 6:10 AM
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Britney Who??? Is that the singer who is the pillar of the Sanctity of marriage....LMAO... People would forget about her if other people would quit "promoting" her.
LMAO... The woman should hook her trailer up and move to beautiful downtown Sun Valley Nevada... She'd still be popular there.
(Sun Valley Nevada is often boasted as being the largest trailer park in the world with the largest vat of meth per capita .... some 20 miles north of Reno).
Posted by:
Me-Again |
September 10, 2007 2:53 PM
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I was SO rooting for her to be good at the VMAs and start making a comeback... if for no other reason than we gay like an underdog. However.... TRAINWRECK! It was like an accident or catching your parents having sex... you know you shouldn't be watching but...
I totally agree with the other poster who said it... Justin Timberlake, wake up!! You're white!
Posted by:
Meowzer |
September 10, 2007 2:30 PM
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