I just watched Britney Spears open the MTV Video Music Awards, and I’m sad to announce that she has given away her last shred of dignity. Just because a bikini is sparkly does not make it appropriate attire for the stage (before you argue with me, look at the above photo).
And why did she look so confused? Lip-synching is supposed to free your mind to concentrate on other aspects of your performance, but Brit was wandering around looking completely lost in a sea of twenty back-up dancers.
There was no fire, no performance, and that move where she stuck her belly out and sucked it back in was straight up not flattering. She looked like a washed-up stripper.
I honestly think Britney should give it up. She’s over the hill at 25.