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"Miss Douglas" Stacy Hedger has prepared a very special performance for the talent portion of whatever beauty pageant in which she is competing. I will now try to describe it for you. Sparkles... aarrrrghhh... trumpet... mmm... Star Wars... Oh, I can't. Just watch. (via Nervous Breakdown)
don't forget to mention the coreography - how she is walking around in this "i have actually no idea how soldiers or cops really move but i imagine it like that" way and pretends that her trumpet is a gun of some sort *puke*
