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!! OMG, how patriotic: Armed foetus Christmas ornament !!

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This hot new Christmas gift is flying off the shelves. Get yours while you can.

Protect our troops - from the womb to the war. What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship?

Plastic replica of an 11-12 week old fetus, 3" long, holding a firearm in its precious little hand, with an assortment of other military paraphernalia, encased in a translucent plastic ornament, with a patriotic yellow ribbon on top. Includes a metal ornament hanger. If only a womb were this safe, attractive and reasonably priced!

Show that you support the "culture of life" by buying and proudly displaying one of these patriotic unborn Americans.

Also available in a "Brown" model.

(Thanks to Scott R. for the tip!)

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posted by Frank on Tuesday, December 11, 2007 in Pop
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a new emotion...horror through laughter. Gross.

Posted by: Mariah Scarey | December 12, 2007 1:43 PM

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The line between psycho and satire is oh-so-paper-thin, here.

Posted by: Joe Nathan | December 11, 2007 3:56 PM

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