“All I want is a cute blond boy who snorts cocaine and likes Madonna!”
Those are the immortal words of Whore’s Mascara, the newest fag band to pop up in New York’s East Village. Their new single “All I Want” namechecks every popular gay hangout in the East Village, which, interestingly includes every place that was popular five years ago (and before). Gotta love New York’s consistency! I hope they got some sponsorship money for all those shout-outs!
Plus, don’t miss Village Voice gossip columnist Michael Musto‘s scary cameo in the shower!