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Actor Dane Cook shows off his flexibility in the film Good Luck, Chuck, where he has an almost uncountable number of acrobatic sex scenes. On the new, uncensored DVD (coming out January 15), there is a "Sex Matrix" that lets you watch only the sex scenes, which leads me to believe they could be the only scenes worth watching.

The one hanging from the rafters got my attention anyway. Check out the NSFW screen caps after the jump.

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» posted by Frank on Thursday, January 10, 2008
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omg what a nice bubble butt i would eat that allllllll day long

» posted by iuvrev | December 30, 2009 12:37 PM
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what i don't get is that they'll show her tits but not his balls or cock. what is happening to the world these days?

» posted by duncan | May 30, 2009 10:52 AM
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Damn he has a sexy body. I would eat that ass like crazy.

» posted by James | May 18, 2009 7:31 PM
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for some reason, after i saw this movie i wanted to bone dane cook

i mean look at his amazing ass =]

» posted by James | May 10, 2009 11:53 PM
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its me again a just thought id say im a girl and id bang him all day he is so damn hot!

» posted by T...again | March 4, 2009 3:27 PM
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Holy Crap He is so damn hot with clothes on and even hotter without! All i can say is DAMN!

» posted by T | March 3, 2009 5:38 PM
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I so wish I could pound that ass.
I also wish that his dick could pound my ass.
I have always loved that beautiful ass.
If Dane were smart he would would do a gay sex tape

» posted by James | December 2, 2008 4:41 PM
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Hey Shawn, I'm a straight 23 year old guy, and if I had to blow a guy, this would be him.

» posted by Casey | August 18, 2008 2:06 AM
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are these from the DVD? there should be frontal nude somewhere.. lol

» posted by david | June 5, 2008 7:43 AM
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Blurred balls aside, why oh why did Dane shave his nicely hairly chest? I keep expecting the fad of shaving men to fade along with the metrosexual tag, but Hollywood in particular needs to put down the razor.

» posted by jakeoff | February 3, 2008 3:29 PM
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He's uncut? What a shame and how gross! He seems sort of attractive but now with that info he seems just grotesque and vile! Thanks for killing it for me!

» posted by Pidgo | January 15, 2008 6:27 PM
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i love his ass it is just so sexy love it later.

» posted by malik | January 15, 2008 9:15 AM
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when half your audience is straight college boys, i guess it pays to spend extra time working out your admittedly bubble type butt. this appeals to the soon to be launched homosexuality of straight college boys. and mine.

» posted by avi | January 12, 2008 8:10 PM
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He's not attractive. He just looks dirty like he doesn't shower and smells like farts. Idk.

» posted by ~shawn | January 12, 2008 8:14 AM
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the man just MOVES very sensually. doesn't suprise me a bit that there's a fine body under those jeans and t-shirts. yum !

» posted by el polacko | January 12, 2008 1:09 AM
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Cute ass, but he's still horribly unfunny. Maybe a career in porn would suit him better.

» posted by pablo | January 11, 2008 10:20 PM
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Suddenly, I really want to pound Dane's ass. Who knew!

» posted by Kris | January 11, 2008 12:17 PM
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Physically nice, but the comedy background of this guy makes some of the sex appeal go away for me.

» posted by Yo | January 11, 2008 2:32 AM
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From one from the rafters is ridiculously anatomically incorrect.

» posted by Glenn | January 11, 2008 2:13 AM
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That is one beautiful ass! Too bad there isn't an 'uncut' version of this DVD with Dane's uncut weiner on display.
(And for the record, he has admiited to being uncut!)

» posted by jb | January 11, 2008 2:13 AM
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Those of you wishing to see what they blurred out are probably in for a disappointment: in movies, they normally fasten a piece of fabric to the guy's crotch so as to prevent actual sexual contact (which would merit the film an X or NC17 rating). It's most likely that they blurred that out to prevent viewers from seeing that the sex is fake, as opposed to blurring out Dane's actual genitals.

Is anyone else, by the way, struck by the strange fluctuation in Dane's body type? In some of those pictures (the one on the beach, the one where he's fucking her from behind on the wheelbarrow) Dane just kinda looks fit and skinny... While in others (especially the ones showing his ass) he looks very muscular and kinda beefy. Hmmm. I must say, though, that is one of the best asses I've seen in a long time and it seriously begs to be thoroughly eaten out.

» posted by Tom | January 11, 2008 2:09 AM
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you guys think that's dane's hardon in pic 2? because damn that's fine.

never really though much of him but wow.

» posted by hid | January 10, 2008 10:08 PM
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All of the shots that might show a bit of crotch or even pubes are blocked out on the DVD, these pictures really are as good as it gets.

» posted by Chris | January 10, 2008 8:23 PM
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DAYUM these are nice caps!

» posted by Frater Gymnos | January 10, 2008 7:51 PM
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The best part of the movie is from the scene on the beach... and he rubs the head of it. I wanna rub the head of it too....with my tonsils. :o)

» posted by Natasha | January 10, 2008 7:44 PM
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HA! picture seven does have edited nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need to rent this unedited version just to see that!

» posted by jar hat | January 10, 2008 6:55 PM
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Very nice ass... shame about the face.

» posted by Paul | January 10, 2008 6:31 PM
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Who knew Dane had such a cute butt?

» posted by Austinustin | January 10, 2008 5:49 PM
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i always thought dane cook was hot but damn, love that hot firm ass. would love to have him sit on my face with that hot ass. how i wish i could trade places with the women in the pics. yum

» posted by jim | January 10, 2008 4:17 PM
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What's up with picture number 7? Looks like something has been brushed out of the image, maybe some nuggets? Is there a un-censored version of the 'uncut' DVD that might show a little more?

» posted by Joe | January 10, 2008 4:17 PM
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Damnit, none of them show of Dane Cooks little Cook.

» posted by Patrick | January 10, 2008 4:11 PM
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