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Following my post of the TALKING VAGINA COMMERCIAL Kevin R. reminded me of the movie TEETH.

I saw the trailer a while ago and was shocked, which doesn't happen to me very often. It looks so terribly sexist and I almost didn't post this cause I'm so over the "I'm gay so I'm afraid of vaginas" thing, but whatever, I'll go see it if someone buys me a ticket. Yeah I'm a hypocrite. Apparently it won "Special Dramatic Jury Prize for Acting" at Sundance, whatever the hell that means. They give out prizes like I give out handjobs in the park.

It opens Friday in LA and NYC. Let me know how it is if any of you see it!!!

Check out the trailer HERE



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posted by Graydon on Thursday, January 17, 2008
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I've never got the 'gay guys must be afraid of vaginas' concept. Knew a gal that was convinced that's why guys are gay. Finding something else far more interesting is not the same as being afraid of it. Finding something unappealing isn't the same as fearing it.

Learning that vagina dentitis is a real fear, and the above view shared by some women, is making me think some straight people are a lot more afraid of vaginas than gay men. If true I guess it shouldn't be suprising, I don't have and will never touch a vagina, so what do I care, but straight men and women interact with them all the time. Also maybe no coincidence that the face-sucker creature from Alien has a 'mouth' that looks like one.

Posted by: jakeoff | February 3, 2008 2:26 PM

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I've seen the film and it was very funny. There's something about a tiny girl getting the best of a violent, piggish man that really gets me off.

Posted by: wetcnt | January 26, 2008 6:04 PM

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This was filmed in my hometown of Austin . . . I was actually working for a talent agent when they were holding auditions in town . . . seriously the biggest piece of shit to make the page, fortunately none of our clients made it to the audition.

In other news, we went to Sadie Lou together. I found your blog thru Mayumi's blog who found my blog thru LVH's blog. It's a bloggy kind of world.

Posted by: adiggity | January 23, 2008 1:04 AM

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In seven posts I thought for sure someone would have already mentioned that Teeth was directed by Mitchell Lichtenstein, who played Winston Chao's live-in boyfriend in Ang Lee's "The Wedding Banquet". I believe he's openly gay, so I doubt if it's sexist (not that a gay director would be a guarantee).

Posted by: Frank R. | January 18, 2008 9:58 PM

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Apparently, the movie is actually a dark comedy, which is not at all apparent from the trailer. Is that true? The trailer makes it seem completely serious, and if it does take itself seriously, it would be awful!

Posted by: sweet johnny | January 18, 2008 11:57 AM

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I have no idea how good the movie actually is, but I wouldn't be so quick to call it sexist - it's directed by *gasp* a woman!

Posted by: lingur | January 18, 2008 5:54 AM

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This sounds like a take-off on a book by the same name. The book was actually pretty good. "Teeth" by Edo Von Belkom

Posted by: Labratt | January 18, 2008 2:54 AM

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Hell with the movie... where's that park that Graydon hangs out at? :)
Nothing like a good hand job by a hot guy!

Posted by: Meowzer | January 17, 2008 3:52 PM

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i saw a screening of this movie last night and it was freakin hysterical!

Posted by: chris | January 17, 2008 11:54 AM

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"Every rose has its thorns"? ahahaha! That's the worst tagline ever.

So this is a story about some bitch's cooch biting off dick? I bet we'll be hearing a lot of cheesy lame Paris Hilton jokes from Jay Leno and co.

Posted by: Kevifabulous | January 17, 2008 11:22 AM

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