Pete Doherty thinks he’s going to open up an animal shelter. An alleged friend of Pete’s said:
Pete has a big heart. He also loves rats and is looking after one with no tail. He has lots of kittens, too, and hopes that by the end of the year he will be able to open his pet rescue centre at Marlborough to local schools so they can educate children about animals.
Yeah, the pets will start off fine, then he’ll touch them and they’ll need rescuing. Somehow I think the SPCA has this covered, dear Pete.