Television host Rachel Ray will endorse your product. All you have to do is fill out THIS LITTLE FORM, and according to the fine print:
Rachael Ray has already accepted your endorsement offer. Upon receipt of this form, Rachael Ray will begin endorsing your product. You will receive, via diminutive courier, a collection of Rachael Ray photographs for your product packaging. Endorsement also includes Rachael Ray Point-of-Purchase displays, life-size Rachael Ray cardboard cut-out and a photograph of Rachael Ray embracing your product like a long-lost relative.
I can’t stand that woman. Looking forward to your hate-mail!
Thanks to Kevin for the tip.