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!! OMG, divorce: Russell and Kimora Lee !!

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The party is over. Russell and Kimora Lee Simmons will never dance again now that they have officially filed for divorce citing "irreconcilable differences."

However, !! omg blog !! has heard from several totally unverifiable sources that the couple perhaps has more "irreconcilable similarities" than differences.

Consider these questions:

When choosing a merkin, could a closeted lesbian choose any more perfect specimen of manhood than actor Djimon Hounsou?

Did we ever really believe Russell Simmons likes females?



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posted by Frank on Thursday, March 27, 2008
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Oh please, he's queer as a football bat.

Posted by: Bearded Lady | March 31, 2008 1:52 PM

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I don't know why they bother -- they seem to get along pretty well for a couple that supposedly have "differences"... If it's a marriage of convenience all along, why get divorce at all?

I'm not entirely convinced that Kimora is a closet lez though -- the more I watch her, the more I think she's a gay man trapped inside the body of a big drag queen. Although she's still less of a drag queen than Tyra Banks.

Posted by: spiffy | March 29, 2008 1:16 PM

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simmons is as gay as a goose. it still amazes me that so many folks don't recognize a big queen when they see one.

Posted by: el polacko | March 28, 2008 6:57 PM

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heheh so very true. gay + lesbian marriage = great exposure for their personal careers.

Posted by: darrell | March 28, 2008 3:30 AM

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