The party is over. Russell and Kimora Lee Simmons will never dance again now that they have officially filed for divorce citing “irreconcilable differences.”
However, !! omg blog !! has heard from several totally unverifiable sources that the couple perhaps has more “irreconcilable similarities” than differences.
Consider these questions:
When choosing a merkin, could a closeted lesbian choose any more perfect specimen of manhood than actor Djimon Hounsou?
Did we ever really believe Russell Simmons likes females?