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!! OMG, how life-extending: Red wine !!

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According to a new scientific study, living on the brink of starvation actually makes you live long and look younger! However, since most of us lazy fatties could never sustain such a lifestyle, there is the next best option, which is a compound called "resveratrol" that is found in certain red wines.

Unfortunately at the moment, you would have to drink 100 bottles a day in order to achieve the desired youth-preserving effects, but research is in motion to put enough resveratrol in capsule form so that we may all be YOUNG FOREVER! WAHAHAHAHA! (via FDF)

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posted by Frank on Friday, June 20, 2008 in Revolutionary
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I thought grape seed extract does the same thing?

Posted by: spiffy | June 21, 2008 3:07 AM

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OMG! I starve myself AND drink large amounts of red wine! So THAT'S why I look so good!

Posted by: no_cute_nickname | June 20, 2008 12:14 PM

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