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!! OMG, how life-extending: Red wine !!

According to a new scientific study, living on the brink of starvation actually makes you live long and look younger! However, since most of us lazy fatties could never sustain such a lifestyle, there is the next best option, which is a compound called “resveratrol” that is found in certain red wines.
Unfortunately at the moment, you would have to drink 100 bottles a day in order to achieve the desired youth-preserving effects, but research is in motion to put enough resveratrol in capsule form so that we may all be YOUNG FOREVER! WAHAHAHAHA! (via FDF)

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    I thought grape seed extract does the same thing?

    OMG! I starve myself AND drink large amounts of red wine! So THAT’S why I look so good!

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